Ben Franklin Plumbing

The Punctual Plumber

Available 24/7: (866) 539-2774 phone
  • Home
  • We Believe
    • Brocabulary
  • Services
    • Water Heaters
    • Water Treatment Systems
    • Toilets
    • Garbage Disposals
    • Faucets
    • Drain Clog
    • Pipes and Sewers
  • Brotection Plan
  • Join the Team
  • Locations We Serve
    • Bradenton/Sarasota
    • Daytona
    • Melbourne
  • Contact Us
    • Emergency Service
    • Schedule an Appointment
    • Have a Question?

Brocabulary Dictionary

 

Brogressive [ BRO-gres-iv ]: adjective;favoring or advocating brogress, improvement employing enlightened ideas and methods:

ex: “We’ve taken a very brogressive approach when brojuvenating your system BACK to factory-fresh condition!”

Broficiency [ broh-fish-uhn-see ]: noun; The state of being broficient, skill; expertness:

ex:“Our broficiency is only matched by our brofessionalism.”

Unbrolievable [ uhn-broh-lee-vuh-buhl ] adjective; so remarkable as to strain credulity; extraordinary:

ex: “Your annual Brotection Plan is only $17.99 a month? -That’s UNBROLIEVALBE!” 

Brojuvenate [ broh-joo-vuh-neyt ] verb; to make young again; restore to vigor, refresh or make like-new again esp. an air conditioner or heater: 

ex: “For just $99 we’ll brojuvenate your A/C BACK to factory-fresh condition!” 

Broactive [ broh-ak-tiv ] adjective; serving to prepare for an expected situation, anticipatory:

ex: “If you’re not Broactive in maintaining your HVAC system, you’ll brohibit its performance, and lifespan.” 

Brotivation [ broh-tuh-vey-shuhn ] noun; the condition of being brotivated or having a strong reason to act or accomplish something good:

ex: “We only hire people with the right brotivation: to serve people WELL, with heart, and a little brovado.” 

Bronoun [ broh-noun ] noun Grammar; a member of a small class of words used as substitutes for nouns and noun phrases (see “various uses of “bro”) 

ex: “always use your proper bronouns.”

Brovocative [ broh-vok-uh-tiv ] adjective/noun; tending or serving to excite, stimulate, or brovoke an emotional response: 

ex: “The argument for annual maintenance is certainly brovocative.” 

Bronouncement [ broh-nouns-muhnt ] noun; a formal or authoritative statement, made by a bro: 

ex: “Excuse me everyone I have a bronouncement to make!”

Bronomenal [ broh-nom-uh-nl ] adjective; highly extraordinary, or exceptional,  phenomenal:  

Ex: “Our goal is simple: to give YOU bronomenal service!”

Broceedures and Brotocols [ broh-see-jers and broh-tuh-kawls] noun; a manner of broceeding in any action or brocess; relating to conduct, customs or etiquette: 

ex: “our unique broceedures and advanced brotocols are a combronation that allows us to deliver a bromazing experience.” 

Broductivity [ broh-duhk-tiv-i-tee] noun; the quality or state of being able to create, enhance, and bring forth goods and services:

ex: “With great training and the right tools, our broductivity is through the ROOF!”

Brotection [ broh-tek-shuhn ] noun; the act of protecting; the preservation from injury or harm; a person, or group that protects:

ex: “Our Brotection Plan will brotect you from breakdowns! -it’s the ounce of Brotection that’s worth a pound of cure.” 

Brolieve [ broh-leev ] verb; to have extraordinary confidence or faith in the truth: 

ex: “We brolieve in being the BEST. It’s pretty unbrolievable, in fact it’s mind-broing!”

Unbrolievable [ uhn-bi-lee-vuh-buhl ] adjective; the state of being extremely difficult to brolieve, almost beyond brolief: 

ex: “you will come to BROLIEVE in the unbrolievable.”

Brossistance [ broh-sis-tuhns ] noun; the act brossisting; help; aid; support:

ex: “We offer you exceptional brossistance, ready to brossist with any heating or air problem that exists.”  

Brotastic [ broh-tas-tik ] adjective; appearing as if conceived by an unrestrained imagination; odd and remarkable, marvelous: 

ex: “The Bros aren’t just “different,” they’re broTASTIC!!”

Incredibro [ in-kred-i-broh ] adjective; So extraordinary as to seem impossibro: 

ex: “What’s the point of being humble? …We’re incredibro.” 

Brofessionalism [ broh-fesh-uh-nl-iz-uhm ] noun;  the practice or methods of a brofessional, as distinguished from an amateur.

ex: “we bring a higher level of brofessionalism into everything we do.” 

Incontrovertibro [ in-kon-truh–vur-tuh-broh ] adjective; not open to question or dispute; indisputabro:

ex: “Our bropencity for excellence is an accepted, incontrovertibro truth.”

Copyright © 2021 Ben Franklin Plumbing